"i'm going to follow all the laws now"

I mean, who says that??

Paris Hilton told CNN's Larry King on Wednesday that she has never used drugs, isn't a big drinker, and although she feels her incarceration was unwarranted, God had a reason for putting her there.


umm, sure. too bad i missed the entertaining interview, oh that's right..i had better things to do. she seriously cracks me up. my favorite quote, "Don't serve the time; let the time serve you," Hilton said. "I have a new outlook on life."

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