We had a great time with the Palin drinking game last night. I swear we drank every time she talked.
Here are the Rules - You have to take a drink every time Palin:
references how you can see Russia from Alaska and calls it "experience"
winks or gives a thumbs up to the audience
says a world leader's name, two drinks if it's pronounced correctly.
says any of these words/phrases: Alaska, Bridge to Nowhere, job creation, Washington elite/establishment, media elite, corporate greed, pitbull, lipstick, or maverick
leaves off a trailing "g" - takin', leavin', changin', etc.
Any time Palin answers a question, and someone at your party blurts out "WTF is she talking about?"
When Palin claims that Washington's problems can be solved by small town know how and common sense: Drink a Labatt Blue as you read up on how to become a Canadian citizen.
When Palin claims she said "Thanks but no thanks" to the Bridge to Nowhere: Demand a new drink from your hosts, say "thanks but no thanks," and then when no one's looking, take it anyway, then claim you never wanted it.
When Palin recounts putting the governor's jet on eBay: Auction off a beer to your friends
When Palin insists that governing a small town in Alaska is in fact experience: Give your friend a shot glass of beer when he/she asks for a pint and insist it's the same thing.
When Palin talks about being the most popular governor in the country: Go to a room by yourself, realize you're the most popular person in the room, then finish your drink.
While I do not usually condone consuming large quantities of alcoholic beverages, certain occasions call for more than the usual glass of wine with dinner. The Sarah Palin-Joe Biden vice presidential debate scheduled for this Thursday, Oct. 2, is one of those times.
Though the vice presidential debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden is likely to be an entertaining show even if you're stone cold sober, just think of how much more fun you could have adding alcohol to the mix.
RULES OF THE SARAH PALIN VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE DRINKING GAME
Take a chug of Moosehead beer whenever Sarah Palin says the following:
--Any sentence including the words "neighbor" and "Russia"
--Gwen or Joe (remember how many times Palin said "Charlie" during the Gibson interview?)
--Off shore oil
--"Thanks but no thanks!"
-- Witchcraft (not likely...but hey, you never know, especially if Kathleen Parker's name should pop up)
Take two chugs of Moosehead whenever Sarah Palin does the following:
--Utters a coherent sentence (i.e., contains a subject and a verb and makes logical sense)
--Talks about her new friend Henry Kissinger or Hamid Karzai
--Explains how being the part-time mayor of Wasilla, Alaska with a full-time city manager counts as executive experience
Chug a whole bottle of Moosehead if Sarah Palin mentions the following:
On second thought, make that two bottles of Moosehead.