Friday, October 3, 2008

VP Debate

We had a great time with the Palin drinking game last night. I swear we drank every time she talked.

Here are the Rules - You have to take a drink every time Palin:

references how you can see Russia from Alaska and calls it "experience"

winks or gives a thumbs up to the audience

says a world leader's name, two drinks if it's pronounced correctly.

says any of these words/phrases: Alaska, Bridge to Nowhere, job creation, Washington elite/establishment, media elite, corporate greed, pitbull, lipstick, or maverick

leaves off a trailing "g" - takin', leavin', changin', etc.

Any time Palin answers a question, and someone at your party blurts out "WTF is she talking about?"

When Palin claims that Washington's problems can be solved by small town know how and common sense: Drink a Labatt Blue as you read up on how to become a Canadian citizen.

When Palin claims she said "Thanks but no thanks" to the Bridge to Nowhere: Demand a new drink from your hosts, say "thanks but no thanks," and then when no one's looking, take it anyway, then claim you never wanted it.

When Palin recounts putting the governor's jet on eBay: Auction off a beer to your friends

When Palin insists that governing a small town in Alaska is in fact experience: Give your friend a shot glass of beer when he/she asks for a pint and insist it's the same thing.

When Palin talks about being the most popular governor in the country: Go to a room by yourself, realize you're the most popular person in the room, then finish your drink.

Alternate Version...

While I do not usually condone consuming large quantities of alcoholic beverages, certain occasions call for more than the usual glass of wine with dinner. The Sarah Palin-Joe Biden vice presidential debate scheduled for this Thursday, Oct. 2, is one of those times.

Though the vice presidential debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden is likely to be an entertaining show even if you're stone cold sober, just think of how much more fun you could have adding alcohol to the mix.


Take a chug of Moosehead beer whenever Sarah Palin says the following:

--Any sentence including the words "neighbor" and "Russia"
--Small-town values
--Gwen or Joe (remember how many times Palin said "Charlie" during the Gibson interview?)
--Off shore oil
--"Thanks but no thanks!"
-- Witchcraft (not likely...but hey, you never know, especially if Kathleen Parker's name should pop up)

Take two chugs of Moosehead whenever Sarah Palin does the following:

--Utters a coherent sentence (i.e., contains a subject and a verb and makes logical sense)
--Talks about her new friend Henry Kissinger or Hamid Karzai
--Explains how being the part-time mayor of Wasilla, Alaska with a full-time city manager counts as executive experience

Chug a whole bottle of Moosehead if Sarah Palin mentions the following:

--Palin Presidency

On second thought, make that two bottles of Moosehead.


Songy said...

LOL That was funny as.
She is a joke and even an outsider can see that in Australia. I just hope young people like you register and vote since we don't have any say here.

Blicious said...

such a joke! I am for sure voting! :)

Emily said...

such a great game...we played Palin Bingo and simply crossed off the words like 'surge' 'Maaaaaverick' and so on. so fun!

Fashion_Loving_Stylist said...

Fabulous - have emailed this link to every person I know in America, hopefully they will have fun with this game.

Thanks for the post.



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